Top 10 Reasons I Can't Be Over 40

10) I skipped some birthdays ... would you like a tour of my TARDIS (time machine)?
9) It's just another Bush Administration conspiracy.
8) I can still ace Kingdom Hearts!
7) I still have kids to put through college. I just can't be that old.
6) The Law of Relevance for Guys: any birthday over 21 isn't relevant.
5) Is this my cue to show you my one-armed pushups?
4) I still have college clothes that fit and even have some that are fashionable.
3) I got carded when buying booze just last month (hint: it helps to pay by check).
2) The Youth Fairy wand that I got at a prior birthday really works!
1) Don't be silly, that would make me older than my Mom!